Plz don't kill me - Times rabid fangirls aimed their knives at me.

I have a few friends. Friends who are into kpop and are a teeny weeny bit insane. Ok fine they're really crazy. It's not just them though. I'm guilty as well for being an insane (fan)girl when I want to. At least they have enough decency not to run around the school telling classmates that they would lick their oppa's abs (hehe).

*nosebleed*

They don't do that, but I can assure you that they're crazier than me because:

A) When my favourite boy group releases a crap song, I can admit that it's crappy.

B) I don't feel a "special connection" to my oppas. I just think they're hot.

So here are the times that rabid fangirls (whether friends, sisters or random people on the internet) sharpened their knives and aimed them at me:

When BTS's I Need U was released and just my relationship with ARMY in general:

BTS's fandom ARMY is one that's rapidly growing, bringing in herds of devoted and dedicated fangirls who will go through everything with their oppas and defend them to their graves. They are really (and I mean really) defensive towards BTS. Just try insulting ANY member of BTS in front of an ARMY and watch as hell unleashes on Earth. The reason why ARMY are defensive about this is because most of them feel as if they share a "special bond" with BTS. They also are really friendly with each other in the fandom (strength in numbers in nothing without teamwork and love~) and will kill you if you insult their fellow ARMY. I've had numerous 2000 word essays sent to me because I was a bit careless.

My first experience with this was when BTS's I Need U came out. Everybody loved it for some reason. I even caught a few non-kpop friends singing along to it. At that time, I was majorly depressed, because IT WASN'T WAR OF HORMONE 2.0. As expected, ARMY loved it because of the logic prevalent in many fandoms "If thy oppa releases a song, whether thou thinks is crappy or not, thou shall love ~ ♥  it". Of course being my usual obnoxious self, I complained about it, out loud. It was a mistake to complain about it around my ARMY friends because all they would do is obsess about it then I would complain and get dagger eyes. Looks CAN KILL, that's what I've learnt. 

When I almost biased Lee Sungyeol and why you shouldn't steal/ tear posters:

This is Lee Sungyeol

I likey likey dis long hair yeah!

Me: Wow he looks great with long hair, totally bias list worthy. 

Sis: Um you do know he's MY no.1 bias?

Me: Yeah, so? Other Inspirits bias him too.

Sis: I don't mind. I just don't want YOU to bias him.

Me: Too bad

Sis: *sharpens knife*

Me:.......

Sis:

Here's another incident with my dear sister! I once stole her posters (just because I can) and hung them up on my side of the room. She went ballistic and tore off some of my own posters. 

  I don't like cats but I think they're cute

When I state my opinion on Chanyeol and Eunhyukkie:

It's no secret I think that Chanyeol and Eunhyuk aren't good looking. Unfortunately their fans~ don't understand why. It's simply preference. Preference. Done. That's why, now can you please stop biting my arm thx. 

Guys I find attractive

Extra: Telling Ed Sheeran fans that Ed's music makes me sleep

Their reactions: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HOW CAN YOU. HE IS ART. PURE ART. OMG I TOTALLY RELATE. OMG DONT TALK TO ME. DONT. TALK. TO. ME. IM NOT FRIENDS WITH YOU ANYMORE. NO JUST NOPE. OMG. 

Me:

Can you please just shut up.

This shows that some western fan(girl)s can be just as bad as EXO-Ls (and ARMY)

May you guys never have to deal with this insanity ~☆

Wow, nice abs.