This is my first post, and why not make it an appreciation post. You see, I have curly hair and I often feel left out due to the fact that straight hair is everywhere in k-pop, so I decided to dedicate this little post just to the naturals.
K-pop dudes are killing it with their ramen-style hair that guarantees swarms of swooning fangirls and who other than the infamous ugly hairstyle G-Dragon to rock this type of hairstyle! (this was before he had that nasty jawshave and became a swag prince and he actually looked pretty cute)
Ugh he looked cute in the other picture. Please don't dye it blond GD. EVER.
B.A.P's cutie Zelo also sported this nasty-ready-to-eat-yummy-instant-noodles type of hair as well!
I'm starting to crave some instant noodles.
Yammy aba indoooomieeeeee.
Because GD's bff Taeyang usually has nasty hair (Monster era blegh), I also expected him to try out curly hair. The results aren't as bad as GD's but it's still disastrous. This basically looks like my hair, on a bad hair day, when it's brushed. And the no.1 rule with curly hair is to never brush it, or else it will explode into a frizzy piece of mess. Taeyang has just broke this golden rule.
Here's another photo, for your entertainment.
To cleanse your eyes from all the previous photos, I decided to skip directly onto the ladies despite having one last male to cover.
This is Hyuna, and we all know that this isn't an accurate representation of curly hair. For one thing, it's too perfect. Curly hair has many imperfections, for example; that bunch of hair that's straight just because. This is an example of beachy waves, a term created for people with straight hair who are so jealous of our god given curly hair that have found their own way to get it. So instead of sitting all day with the minuscule curler trying to get our fabulous curls, they oh so lazily put their hair in a braid and straighten it or use some other lazy method. This isn't fair because WHEN I WANT STRAIGHT HAIR I HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY WITH AN IRON OR GET MY HAIR TORN OFF WITH A BLOW DRYER. They should suffer too.
Here's another example of some beachy waves. It's more natural looking because you can see the random straight hairs sticking out along with the curls.
I applaud you Fei.
Here's the last one, our dear Myungsoo. Most Infinite fangirls are rabid Myungsoo fans. It's a known fact. Away from that, L is considered to have curly hair. I wouldn't really call that curly hair, its more frizzy than curly. But curly hair is usually very frizzy so I'll let this pass.
This sums up the post! Tell me if I've missed out some idols (which I probably had due to low determination levels).
Ha, this was funny.
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